Um who the fuck? (Edited with the link to the faker's account; mods, attack!!!)

"HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute" (hondoyota) 04/10/2015 at 15:00 • Filed to: None

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I searched for the real one, Jake- Has bad luck so you don’t have to and he didn’t change his name so this is someone who seems to have a problem with the real one. Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? Edit: here’s the URL to the faker account, seems like an asshole:

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 14:41

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I mean, he could’ve made another account himself, right? 

LOREM IPSUM > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 14:43

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Christ, that poor guy can't catch a break. Wonder what the backstory is? 

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 04/10/2019 at 14:47

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Doubt it, we'll see though if he shows up to the party

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > LOREM IPSUM 04/10/2019 at 14:48

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Probably pissed someone off while he was pissed off lol

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 14:50

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welp.... its not me... i dont have a problem with anybody

(also... i suspects the dots would give me away....)

E90M3 > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 14:50

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What’s the URL to the account?

For reference this is the real Jake.

While this seems a little mean spirited, I do like some com ical accounts. I thought about changing my name to IDRIVEANE90M3, but decided against it.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 14:54

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HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > E90M3 04/10/2019 at 14:56

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Cant find the URL to the account, when I click on it since it's a recommendation it takes me to the post he recommended. And I don't get it to the idriveane90m3 what's that supposed to mean

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/10/2019 at 14:57

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im listening, after all I do only watch anime for the “ plot” i f you catch my drift only better when it thiccens

/lol

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > E90M3 04/10/2019 at 14:59

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Wait, found the URL. Dude's an asshole if you check his comment history. Oof:  https://kinja.com/littlebitchjake

E90M3 > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:00

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If you go to dashboard you should be able to get to the profile that way:

During my hiatus there was someone, apparently, who went by the username “IDRIVEAC63" but they didn’t and made outlandish claims. Mine would be a parody of that.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > E90M3 04/10/2019 at 15:01

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I got the link, edited it into the post. Also lol to the other faker

MonkeePuzzle > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:04

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wat?

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2019 at 15:05

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Looking at your name and the nature of your previous comments, you only want trouble. And you're gonna get it.

MonkeePuzzle > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:06

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I like trouble. It is my middle name. 

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2019 at 15:06

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Yeah, definitely a troll. Where them mods at?

MonkeePuzzle > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:07

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there are no mods. 

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > E90M3 04/10/2019 at 15:07

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Oh, well he commented here on this post. Go have fun.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2019 at 15:08

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lol ok

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:08

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Plot twist- He IS a mod!

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/10/2019 at 15:08

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Oh fuck

Lol

MonkeePuzzle > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:11

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yeah! you better be scared. I am deleting you from oppo, and the entire matrix as we speak

MonkeePuzzle > E90M3 04/10/2019 at 15:12

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yur mean spirited

James May > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:12

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Impersonating someone? On Oppo?

MonkeePuzzle > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/10/2019 at 15:12

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so thic. thicest plot

MonkeePuzzle > LOREM IPSUM 04/10/2019 at 15:12

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he is super man. came from krypton. #backstory

Chariotoflove > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:13

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Nah, that’s just Monkee messing with you. Click on his name and you’ll see.

MonkeePuzzle > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 04/10/2019 at 15:13

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he COULD have...

MonkeePuzzle > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/10/2019 at 15:13

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it IS me

MonkeePuzzle > James May 04/10/2019 at 15:13

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yes. outrage!!!

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:14

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Dude that account is monkeepuzzl e joking around, click on the one replying to you, it's different than the real fake account

DutchieDC2R > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:14

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I did laugh at his comment to Jordan's Vette lol...

MonkeePuzzle > James May 04/10/2019 at 15:15

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james may! he’s my 3rd fave top gear presentere!

he is stupid, and smelly. 

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2019 at 15:15

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Wait, but if you delete that other account, are you deleting yourself?

Does the matrix collapse and we all wake up in some cosmic Shoney’s or something?

Or do you just call out the other spider man

MonkeePuzzle > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 04/10/2019 at 15:16

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deltree /all

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2019 at 15:16

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Is impersonating a troll impersonation still an impersonation?

MonkeePuzzle > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/10/2019 at 15:17

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yes.

on the internet , no one knows I’m a dog

James May > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2019 at 15:19

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Well, at least I beat Evans.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2019 at 15:19

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What the hell?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2019 at 15:19

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really?

coz that strikes me as not very smart

Jake's troll account > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:19

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Hi. I’m a low effort ja ke troll.

Ama.

Mercedes Streeter > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:20

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Reminds me of the fake Dusty Ventures that used to follow me around on Kinja to harass me. *smh*

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2019 at 15:20

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Oh Monkee what the hell

MonkeePuzzle > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:21

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you are monkee?

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > Jake's troll account 04/10/2019 at 15:22

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Do you the gay?

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2019 at 15:22

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you are monkee?

MonkeePuzzle > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:22

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monkee is you?

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Jake's troll account 04/10/2019 at 15:23

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On a scale of one to Africa how much does the CR-V do in the straight line to the next gas station where I proposed to you

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2019 at 15:23

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you're thiccer <3

Mercedes Streeter > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:23

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Fake Jake is here:

https://kinja.com/littlebitchjake/discussions

I take it Monkee isn’t running that one lol

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2019 at 15:24

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yonkee ms io u¿

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > Mercedes Streeter 04/10/2019 at 15:24

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Seems like he's just having his fun, doubt he would be the actual troll

MonkeePuzzle > Jake's troll account 04/10/2019 at 15:24

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why are you the way you are?

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Mercedes Streeter 04/10/2019 at 15:25

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Yeah, I now know lol this is pretty funny

Jake's troll account > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:25

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That night in Chicago... how dare you mention that again.

I walked out in about 5.9 seconds to my CRV.

MonkeePuzzle > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 04/10/2019 at 15:25

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hey! you spoil fun!

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Jake's troll account 04/10/2019 at 15:25

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*5.5 you fuckers never get it wrong the right way....and I apologize a thousand times COME BACK BB

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 04/10/2019 at 15:26

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no u

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Chariotoflove 04/10/2019 at 15:26

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Lol

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2019 at 15:26

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Hey I'm trying to protect you from an unintentional ban lol

LOREM IPSUM > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2019 at 15:27

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HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > James May 04/10/2019 at 15:27

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oh my dear! it’s the real ja mes may!! *swoon*

Jake's troll account > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:28

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Don’t curse at me on this Christian oppo kinja subblog.

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:28

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Come back what?

MonkeePuzzle > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 04/10/2019 at 15:28

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thanks me!

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:28

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holy balls y'alls rip 2F2F and me

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Jake's troll account 04/10/2019 at 15:29

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HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 04/10/2019 at 15:29

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Baby...btw Monkees on his way to impersonate u lmao

DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:29

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This whole comment section has gone completely off the rails.

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:30

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Figures, who needs to come back?

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Jake's troll account 04/10/2019 at 15:30

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sorry luv

MonkeePuzzle > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:31

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wat?

MonkeePuzzle > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:31

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it’s not. its a faker

E90M3 > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2019 at 15:31

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You’re a towel. 

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 04/10/2019 at 15:31

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Jake's troll account, the guy I responded to

MonkeePuzzle > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 04/10/2019 at 15:31

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this is inappropriate to inquire 

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:32

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Context is really confusing

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2019 at 15:32

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no u...btw the black background on the profile gives u away monkee 

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2019 at 15:32

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Bruh

MonkeePuzzle > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:32

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you are monkee!

MonkeePuzzle > Chariotoflove 04/10/2019 at 15:33

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false

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2019 at 15:33

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at this point I'm hard pressed to believe you

Mercedes Streeter > DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back 04/10/2019 at 15:34

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I know, right? I’m highlighting the link to every name to make sure they are who they say they are.

You pass the test, karsonkinja. lol

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2019 at 15:39

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ha...... trixy

i really need to start checking profiles

Chariotoflove > Mercedes Streeter 04/10/2019 at 15:42

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Did he have a fake dinosaur too?

Chariotoflove > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2019 at 15:43

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true

Chariotoflove > E90M3 04/10/2019 at 15:43

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Mercedes Streeter > Chariotoflove 04/10/2019 at 15:44

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Nah, he was a low effort fake. lol

facw > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 15:55

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Ooh, good, he posted on Oppo, which means he can be banned from Oppo.

Chariotoflove > Mercedes Streeter 04/10/2019 at 15:58

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I hav e no patience with lazy identity thieves.

James May > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2019 at 16:10

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Or am I?

James May > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 16:10

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Or am I?

MonkeePuzzle > James May 04/10/2019 at 16:11

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or are you

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 16:23

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honestly I’m kinda flattered.

No, this isn’t me.

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2019 at 16:36

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Word. 

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > James May 04/10/2019 at 16:40

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Perhaps

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > MonkeePuzzle 04/10/2019 at 16:57

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Next you’re gonna tell me that Mergio wasn’t really Mergio.

My bird IS the word > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 17:07

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Brb changing my name to M ynerdIS a turd

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/10/2019 at 17:26

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Shamoononon drives like a farmer > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 04/10/2019 at 17:28

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I mean, maybe there’s just two guys named Jake?  Or a guy and a gal, or something like that.